In last night’s crazy ass dream I found myself at a big summer party. The kind with big canopy tents set up to shade tables covered with food and drinks. The kind with a band onstage in the centre. Perhaps a wedding, though nobody was dressed up. Nevertheless it was THAT kind of party. A sunshiny afternoon with all my family (both sides), friends and co-workers. I seemed to know everyone. Somebody tossed me a red feather boa and I was wearing it joking around about the things I could do with a boa. Somebody dared me to dance when one of my co-workers spouses arrived, which turned into a group chant until finally I agreed that I’d do it. She arrived (yes, it was a she, i think she may have been the guest of honour) and everyone was holding back giggles, smirking, the place quieted. The band stopped mid-song. And she’s looking around like what’s going on here. Almost miffed. And then the band starts the first bars of You Sexy Thing. It was hilarious. Like I was in the scene from The Full Monty when they’re all waiting in the unemployment line. I woke up laughing before I got very far into the dance of the red feather boa.
This dream was probably brought on by all the sexy panty shopping last night coupled with thoughts of today’s Mighty outing and after watching the episode of Weeds where Mary Louise does the brick dance.
Drinking: coffee, black, seems i have gone black for good, good stuff!
Listening To: The Fray – How To Save A Life
Hair: so frigging thick, i don’t know what’s going to become of it